Encik Malang

Dominance War IV - Warlord sketch 01

2009-03-25T22:17:00.004+08:00

Dominance War IV

I decided to do a Norm Warlord, or Demon Prince. Tgk camne nnt :D

version1

version 2

prelim sketches, design not finalized yet :D

Alchemy fun

2009-03-13T14:39:00.003+08:00

I just found a nice drawing program called Alchemy.

agak super cool juga. 5 min sketches are fun <3

I laugh at your stupidity, then cry at your ugliness.

2009-02-27T23:05:00.009+08:00

So it came to my attention this afternoon, on how weird (and possibly dumb) some people are. A good friend of mine was feeling a bit down, after some rude and unsupportive comments on her blog on friendster (ed: who the hell still uses friendster anyway? lol). Being all the way across the globe for another month or so from her beloved encik manisan, and being the awesome person that I am, I tried to understand her predicament; you know, to help her out a bit, moral support and all that jazz. I'm not gonna link the original post, because it's gonna turn out ugly. Trust me, I'm trying to protect you. Maybe.

She's what you call an "in-your-face" kinda gal, and apparently some peeps were peeved with her blog entry. She wrote on how she was trying to become a new and better person, and that she'll be getting married soon to the aforementioned beloved person, how she's in San Fransisco right now and missing him, and then some. And as someone who knows her for quite some time, I knew she was trying, and that she wrote from her heart. What I don't get is why they (the "flamers") won't let her, and keep pissing her off. I kinda know that they hold a grudge toward her, but I'm a believer of the saying "if you don't have anything good to say, than stfu pls". I confided to yoshz, that I felt ashamed of being called a human being after reading the flames.

A few of them were role-playing as, get this: alim, holier-than-thou people. Seriously. I mean, they were saying how bad my friend is, how promiscuous she is (and insinuated that she still sleeps around), and one comment even compared her to a dog, and not in the cute puppy way. There were a lot of sarcastic and malicious remarks thrown out, and even towards encik manisan who doesn't have anything to do with it. Oh, and don't forget a dig toward her ex-partner, who happens to be of the dark-skinned race. I'm not perfect, and I make fun of other races (including my own) all the time too, but saying, and I quote:

"OMG, kau ambil bekas2 keling ni wey! yucks!" , which was a comment for yoshz; and

"i saw the pics. duh, lain kali nak ehem-ehem dengan keling, cari yang hensem sikit boleh? bukannye takde. asal dapat je nak bagi c***p you kat sesiapa you ni kan? ops sorry, it’s your sex life, i shouldn’t comment."

...and I was like, wtf? *tilts head slightly and frowns*

The thing is, not only you commented when you said you shouldn't (on which I wholesomely agree you shouldn't as it made you look stupid), your sarcasm is unintelligent, and done in poor fashion. It borders between childish maliciousness and just... plain... retarded. It's shallow and superficial as well. It's sad, really.

Why are you so angry and hateful? Did the doctor drop you when you were born, making you act irrationally because of brain damage? Or did daddy touch you when you were little, traumatizing you and hating all human beings?

My heart bleeds for you. I'm being honest here. It really is sad seeing people so full of spite for another human being.

Now, the hypocrisy of it all, is that while they're making it look like they're the better persons than my friend here, they throw out barbed comments like these. And some were, like, berlagak alim. I almost reconsidered being the same religion as they are. I'm not perfect, but who the fuck are you to judge people that way? True, I may look like a hypocrite myself by making it look like I, myself, am judging them, but actually I'm not. Judging them, that is. I'm just pointing out the obvious. I mean, come on!

Seriously. If this is your idea of being the "better" person, then I'll better start shooting kittens and ramming old people with my shopping cart while plotting to bomb the parliament building. You know, to be a better person, by your standards.

Sarcasm.

That's how you do it.

Watch, and learn, piglets.

These people might not read my blog, but who cares, these are just my opinions. And it's my blog, I'm supposed to put angry shit here once in a while. It's what people do, right? Don't worry, this blog is still majorly created as an art blog of sorts. Sometimes I just need to rant a bit. Not being an emo or anything. I won't be slitting wrists and leaving my twitching, lifeless body for my housemates to find all decomposed next week. Nope. I'm too laidback and carefree that I'm almost a like a hippy, but without the pot.

Vampoles™

2009-01-31T00:26:00.004+08:00

A haiku:

Swimming in your brains,
Sucking your thoughts,
Vampoles™.

We be makin' badges yo. Check out aDerein's blog, she got a button machine today! w00t!

Vampoles = Vampiric tadpoles. I got this idea when aDe was complaining about seeing tadpoles in her mind when she was thinking too hard. Poor girl *pats aDe gently*.

p/s: the watermark won't be there when we print it lulz. leave a message if you want one.

Pwnt

2009-01-13T10:30:00.003+08:00

Lulz.

Tu gamba dari The Star Online, sorang ex-student New Age College kat Kajang dengan bestnye kasik sebijik kat chancellor die beberape hari lepas. Ni la akibatnye tanak amik tau hal student, kan dah kene sucker punch. Lulz.

Takde ape yg baru dlm hidup aku skang.

Cover sketch

2009-01-06T17:50:00.003+08:00

Issue #12 "Angkara Antidot"

Pencil sketch. Final result may vary.

For the Lulz

2009-01-05T21:07:00.002+08:00

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University Chemistry
mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of
course, is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume
that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls
are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at
the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion,
we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates
as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
Hell because Boyle 's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to
expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,'
and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic
and has already frozen over! The corollary of this theory is that
since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any
more souls and is therefore, extinct..... .leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why,
last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

Taken from ze internets. ROFLCOPTERS. This dude is made of win.

Skillz

2008-12-27T06:33:00.005+08:00

I almost has them.

Percubaan teknik mewarna baru. Seblom ni aku asyik pakai smudge je, kali ni try tak pakai langsung untuk blend color. Abaikan struktur muke yg pelik mkay? This is just a test :P

Hampir berjaya, separuh jalan jadi malas.

~40mins, potosop CS3.

~~~

A work in progress. Sketch ni akan dikalerkan menggunakan teknik seperti di atas.

xoxo

2008-12-24T15:39:00.002+08:00

Happy Birthday Elina!

Rakuen 08

2008-12-23T02:52:00.005+08:00

Rakuen Doujin Cover:

art by yours truly~ <3>

art by aDerein and Divine Star

Nanti bile dah update online ordering aku sound.
Silelah beli nanti, jangan shy-shy kitten gitu.

Hmph!

2008-12-23T01:31:00.004+08:00

Ya, setelah beberapa bulan M.I.A, daku kembali membawa berita...

ekceli takde ape pon. Saje je nak wat drama.

Oh yeh, kelmarin aku, aDerein ngan divine star bukak booth kat ComicFiesta, Sunway Convention Centre. OMFG neraka betol nak cari parking situ. Kesian aDe kene tunggu kat lif, aku dah jumpe parking 10 juta tahun lepas drop die ngan merchandise kitorang pon die still tak dpt naik lif pasal penuh. Note to self: jgn wat keje last minute lagi (yeah right, it's the same note every year, pfsh).

Anyway, all in all it was good. Dapat jumpe a couple of old Ragnarok Online friends (Steven/Anakin ngan Sakura), pastu nampak Mantot (aDe, die bukan abang/adik aku ok?) ngan Pau, jumpe Aman yang next year probably akan join group kitorang yang secara bestnya bernama Rakuen. Yeah. Aku pasal takde wang hanya mampu beli doujin Gravys group si dewa iaitu Jiwo. Dan secara hebatnya aku tertinggal dalam beg kat dlm kotak aDe.

Hum ye.

Oh yeah, memori paling ngeri sekali: ade sorang cosplayer nih...secara malangnya kene "Wardrobe Malfunction". Paling sedih skali bukannye pasal die dok seblah aku time tu, tapi pasal die...commando. You know, go commando.

Lantas aku trauma.

Mujur mantot ade kat situ, and because misery loves company, terus aku share pengalaman aku kat situ. Padan muke kau mantot, datang CF pasal nak perv cosplayer terus pasrah skali ngan aku.

Anyway, malam tu lepas anta aDe balik, yoshz ngan akak bimbo ajak gi minum2 kat SS2. Seperti biasa, agenda bile dah jumpe yoshz, mesti akan kutuk cikgu dan noh. Eleh, macam la uols tak kutuk I bile uols jumpe sama sendri. Chit poodah amma appa yillek kaboom.

Gambar Hiasan

MahataNeko (bukan nama sebenar)

Seperti biasa aku masih buat komik cicakman, and seperti biasa last minute stress. Good luck diriku ini~~~

oh telurku yang kecut.

2008-08-28T03:33:00.004+08:00

Ketika ini, aku tengah menggigil kesejukan di dalam opis.

Haih, ape bley buat? Keje kompeni design, semua kene ikut deadline. Kurang 9 jam je tinggal. Ah, aku tak pedulik! Aku nak amik off esok! Keje dah siap, just nak refine sket-sket. YAY!

BTW, kepada sesiapa yang ingin tahu, aku merupakan seorang kaleris untuk sebuah komik tempatan. Walaupon keje aku, tapi aku kurang bangga dengan komik ni. Bukannya ape, tapi skrip yg kitorang dapat oh sungguhlah sundels. Nasib baik skrip untuk komik-komik akan datang ni diorang buat macam best sket. Takde la cam cerita kancil dan buaya. Dah la skrip tah pape, kitorang kene amend cerita die. Haih. Rase cam nak pukul je sape buat skrip nih. Dah la sape yg contract kan kat kitorang bayar ciput je. Memang terus aku buat keje sub-par dengan kebolehan diri sendri.

Bukannye aku tak sapot komik tempatan mmkay? Tapi.. ah. I'm just rambling.

-_-

Haih, bile la aku nak wat komik sendri.

Oh BTW, aku sebagai kawan yang super baik, telah terlanjur cakap akan tolong budakyangbijak yang aku akan tolong die buat cover untuk band die, Siren. Nak tarik balik cakap, tak sampai hati plak. Lulz, aku memain je. Nanti dah siap aku post sini mmkay?

Laters~

origin...

2008-08-25T03:49:00.004+08:00

So... seblom ni ade beberapa orang tanye aku, "Apsal nick ko mahata ha? HAA?? SAPA EMO???!!"*hentak meja!*.

Ok, takde la ekstrim sangat sebenarnya, saja je nak buat cam dramatis. FYI aku bukan Indian, contrary to popular belief. So for the first and last time akanku ceritakan asal usul nama/nick yg aku pakai ni, and kalau sape-sape tanye bley aku directkan aje ke entry nih.

Anyway, lebih kurang 20+ tahun dulu aku dok kat Bristol, UK selama setahun. Beberapa minggu lepas aku sampai sana, mak abah aku enroll aku masuk skolah ape tah name die, aku lupe (kamon la dah 20 tahun lebih, and aku ni lemah daya ingatan. Orang kata psl kuat toceng, tak tau plak aku).

Walaupon aku dulu seorang budak yang super cute, aku masih tidak reti cakap omputih. Ye la kan nak wat camne, umo baru 5 ade hati nak cakap omputih, sedar lah kan diri tu baru setahun jagung. Gile struggle nak buat kawan kat sana, terasa diri macam makhluk asing, sumorang dok pandang aku macam weirdo bile aku nak bli ceklat. Last-last menyamar bisu, buat macam reti sign language je.

Anyway, berbalik kepada citer asal, first day aku kat skolah amatlah horror. Time tu skolah dah start dlm 2~3 minggu, so time aku masuk tu dah la tak reti cakap omputih, budak-budak lain sume dah ade geng sendri. Dah la aku agak standout gak, aku sorang je Asian kat dalam grade tu. Sume budak pandang aku cam tak penah pandang Asian je (mungkin betul gak, ye la diorang pon baru 5~6 tahun). Asian yang diorang tau pon Pakistani je, psl kat Bristol tu cam berlambak gile orang Pakistan. And aku ni dah la mix Melayu ngan Cina, mmg diorang blank aa.

Aku agak menggelabi (menggelabah babi) gak aa kan pasal kene usha ramai-ramai budak kecik ala-ala Children of the Corn ni. Dah la aku tak paham sangat ape diorang cakap ngan tanye, nak cakap balik pon tak reti. So last-last dok diam wat bodo je la kot. Sure diorang ingat either aku kerek atau bisu/pekak. Ah sukati korang la, aku pedulik hape!

So beberapa minit kemudian (yang aku rasa cam berjam-jam), masuk la cikgu kelas aku. Mrs ape tah name die (I'm bad with names, so sue me). Die pon dengan baik hati nye soh budak-budak lain tu STFU dan cube meng-introduce-kan aku.

"Boys and girls, today we have a new student with us", kata cikgu itu.

"He's from Mongolia, and his name is... Ma... Maha..."

"...Mahata?", kata cikgu itu dengan separa konfiden.

"Ma'am, my name Mahathir. I from Malaysia", kata aku dengan pelat melayu yang sangat pekat.

"Are you sure? It spells like Mahata, like, in French", balas cikgu itu lagi.

"...", aku blank. Tah betul ke tak French ke ape.

YA RLY!! I mean, like, I would KNOW my own name, bitch! And wtf Mongolia???

Bile balik skolah aritu, aku pon citer la kat mak aku. Dari situ la nama tu datang. Tapi lepas aku pulang ke tanahair, aku dah tak pakai dah name tu, sampai la aku masuk uni yang bernama MMU (bukan nama sebenar). Nama manja aku kat skolah dulu lain, tapi kat uni ade budak ni name die Dayat, pastu die suke hati je kasik aku nama manja baru, Mahat. So aku cam, fine, whatever. Pastu tetibe aku ternostalgia psl nama French aku, so aku pon dengan perasaan best pakai la balik nama mahata itu sampai skang.

Sekian.

P/S: nanti kalau aku jumpe balik gamba supercomel aku masa kat UK aku post mmkay?

Blom pape dah kene tag.

2008-08-13T20:32:00.002+08:00

"ANDA HENDAKLAH MENYEDIAKAN SATU UCAPAN BERANGAN"

It has been done according to the following rules:

1. The winner may put the logo on his/her blog.

2. Put the link to the person you got the award from.

3. Nominate 5 blogs.

4. Put the link to the blog.

5. Leave a massage for your nominees.

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"Hmm... nampaknya saya perlu berterima kasih pertama sekali kepada Encik Hajime kerana tanpa beliau, dunia ini makin senang untuk bernafas, dan saya takkan dinobati dengan anugerah berprestij ini," ucap saya dengan penuh bangga sekali.

"Saya juga ingin mengucapkan berbanyak terima kasih kepada Encik Yoshz. Walaupon beliau punya blog cam takde la best mana sangat, tapi beliau menyediakan ruang komen yang jauh lagi bermakna untuk dibaca," tambah saya dengan kejam.

"Terakhir sekali, saya ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk memberitahu para pembaca yang saya sebenarnya takde idea ape yang perlu saya buat, tapi blasah je la, asalkan text banyak nampak cam rajin tulis. Penuh sket page blog ni kan? Sekian, tata~!", saya ujar dengan penuh konfiden walaupon tak tau ape yang berlaku sebenarnya.

Begitulah ceritanya.

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Mesej saya: Saya akan nominate orang bile saya kenal lebih ramai bloggers, yay.

why halo thar.

2008-08-12T02:22:00.000+08:00

Pekabo sume? Saya di sini ingin mencoba coba untuk blogging, sile beri tunjuk ajar~ susahkan kamu~